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Blonde's Year in Review:
>
> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
> labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in
> typewriter!!!
>
> March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
> "2-4 years!"
>
> April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
>
> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
> little packets!!!
>
> June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
> swimmers cheated, they
> used their arms!!!
>
> August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
> was down.
>
> September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
> October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
> pound and I weigh 108!!!
>
> December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
> the phone!!!
>