......oops!! I totally didn't realize the rest got cut off....here it is again...A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts."Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? it's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so;Fine; Then the wife asks,;well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.; To which he replied, ;fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think soFine! She says, then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break. He says, does it look like I have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the barSo he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.....................He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he see the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixeed.He walks in and says, Honey, how did everything get fixed?? She replies, Well after you left I was so upset that I sat out on the front steps and cried. A nice young gentleman walked by and asked what was wrong. I told him. He said he would fix everything, all I have to do for him is either bake him a cake, or go to bed with him!
the husband says, "so what kind of cake did you bake him?"
to which the wife replies, "EXCUSE ME!!! Does it LOOK like I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead!?!?! I DON'T THINK SO!!"
Cake or Bed
I'm lost! LoL! Did the end of the joke get cut off?? And InTheSpirit-- what are you talking about?? LoL!
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