[zacht]

I am new to the whole "cooking thing", and have started my fair share of messes. The last one was actually a fire, because I got distracted. Luckily, I had this product called tundra fire spray (link removed by admin), that put out the fire and saved me the mess of getting out the extinguisher. If any other guys out there have the same "cooking issues" I due, than you might want something like this handy...

[mcmama]

You due have cooking issues?

Or are you due for a spelling lesson?

Whoever hired you to spam forums is not getting their money's worth.