Here's some cute but corny Halloween jokes for you and the kids. Enjoy!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeefs.
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
A sour-puss.
What goes "Ha ha ha...THUD!"?
A monster laughing his head off.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
He he he *snort*
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