[Tsunshine]

Maybe you could talk to your wife about combining birthday celebrations. My siblings have birthdays on January 19, 31st and February 14th, with an in-law on February 6th. We have a joint birthday party where we celebrate everyone's birthdays. This way there aren't 4 different celebrations in just a month. Also as the family grows, with children etc., there will be even more birthdays. Combining things works really well in our family.

You could always move away.