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Old 05-07-2007, 07:54 AM
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Default Some funny and wise stuff...

Just in a sharing mood:

Motherhood ~ If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car and you get about the same results.
To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are
still on your side.

The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant
atmosphere and to let the air out of the tires.

The right temperature in a home is maintained by warm hearts, not by hot heads.
Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
The joy of motherhood: the time when all the children are finally in bed.
Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and
too young to borrow the family car.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so she
can tell when she's really in trouble.

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.
A child outgrows your lap, but never outgrows your heart.
God gave you two ears and one mouth ... so you should listen twice asmuch as you talk. Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
You know the only people in this world who are always sure about the
proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any!!!

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel
the driveway during a snowstorm.

Oh… to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
There are only two things a child will share willingly...communicable
diseases and his mother's age.

Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because
they know all the answers.

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small
children.

No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find
themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.

Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.



Have a happy day!!!
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