The story says her bra size is a 34FF

! Where does one even go to purchase such a bra? I wonder if she had lost sensitivity in that area due to some kind of breast implant surgery and therefore didn't immediately realize what was going on? I mean, if I had a bat in my bra, I would like to think I would notice it!
Bats in my belfry, on the other hand, I might not notice those right away
