Thanksgiving Silly Jokes, 2007
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
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Hello from Central Illinois, USA!
We are Peanut Butter & Jelly =
Sandwich Generation.
28th Wedding Anniv in 2009.
Blessed w/ 2 sons: age 23 & 20 in college & my elderly father 87, our 'older kid.'
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