On friday I was on my way to the court to file some documents and was not at all in any mood to deal with people (I won't get into it again
)When I see this guy riding a bike very wobbily (is that a word?). He said/ slurred, "scuse me, do you have the time". So i told him it was nearly 3:25. Then he goes "s*&^ already?" then something inaudible. He asked me how I was, and told me that he'd been drinking all day. And I was thinking "no. really.. i could never have guessed"
I keep walking and he's still on the bike, but is now behind me. Then I hear a small crash, turn around and see him in an outdoor pot plant at the front of a restaurant, its some sort of fig i think. Then he slurred something else and i asked him if he was alright. He slurred, "I just fell into the plant. Do you want to know why I fell into the plant." I thought he would say because he was drinking or something... but to my great shock he said, "coz i was looking at your bum"
He was then walking the bike instead of riding and told me that I have a nice butt, thats the truth and that you should tell the truth otherwise it breaks up marriages. I agreed with him about the last bit.
It might sound weird but he really cheered me up and I found this whole thing hilarious so I thought I would share
THe other day..
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