I have a wedding to attend tomorrow. My very best friend's sister is marrying her sweetheart of two years. My problem is that I HATE weddings! Yes, I know! Awful, huh? Words can't even describe how depressed I get. I cry about my loneliness and gain at least 10lbs. for a week afterwards. I'm 27, never been married, and just don't see it in my near future. If at all! I'll be a lonely old lady living in a stinky house with 500 cats and graffiti on the front of my house that says "Old Hag!"
See?!? This is what happens when I have a wedding to go to. I'm very happy for my friend, don't get me wrong. She's a great person and that's the only reason I'm going. Then no more weddings for at least 2 years. I need recovery time!
Woe is Me
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